*CHRIS MARTIN ANNOUNCES DEPARTURE FROM COLDPLAY: “I FOUND LOVE AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH… MY LONG-LOST TWIN, CHRIS HEMSWORTH”*
In a shocking turn of events, Chris Martin has announced his departure from Coldplay to pursue a new musical venture with his long-lost twin brother, Australian actor Chris Hemsworth. The stunning revelation has left fans and fellow musicians reeling, as Martin explains that a chance encounter with Hemsworth at a secret island getaway led to a deep connection and a newfound purpose.
According to sources, Martin and Hemsworth, who share an uncanny resemblance, discovered they were identical twins separated at birth and have been exploring their newfound brotherhood through music, surfing, and intergalactic travel. Their debut single, “Echoes in the Void,” is set to drop midnight, featuring a mesmerizing collaboration of cosmic vocals and acoustic guitar.
Coldplay has issued a statement wishing Martin and Hemsworth all the best on their new journey, while fans are urged to stay tuned for an epic musical odyssey.
